the life of a federal judge

I think being a federal judge is the best job ever.  For one, you have lifetime job security.  For another, the hours are awesome. 

Take this week, for example.  My judge took off Monday & Tuesday to go to Boston and see a Red Sox game.  He came into work at 1pm on Wednesday and left again at 4:30pm.  Yesterday, he came it at 9am and left at 1pm.  Today, he's only coming in for an hour around lunch time.  That's a total of 8 hours worked over the entire week.

I seriously need a job like that.  Who wants to appoint me to the federal bench? :)